The Republic of Modern Kazakhstan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 352 million Kazakhs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Modern Kazakhstanian economy, worth 6.64 trillion Kazakhstani Tenges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 18,862 Kazakhstani Tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modern Kazakhstan's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Modern Kazakhstan is ranked 141,298^th in the world and 2^nd in Stradsfl for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 674.94 on the Gilded Widget Scale.